If you were a kid in the 90s, you probably killed a Tamagotchi. That little egg on your keychain that beeped for food and attention, and wilted if you ignored it for a math test. You fed it. You cleaned up after it. You watched it grow. And in return it gave you… nothing. It was a needy pixel that existed to be taken care of.
Miles, the AI agent inside Bizer, is the Tamagotchi all grown up. You still feed it, and it still grows. But this one goes to work. And it comes home with money.
You feed it knowledge, not food
A Tamagotchi ate pretend hamburgers. Miles eats knowledge. Every time you connect a tool, answer a question, or tell it how your business actually runs, you’re feeding it, and unlike the keychain version, it never forgets a meal.
That’s the whole care loop. The business memory you build is the food, and a well-fed agent is a capable one. Tell it nothing and connect nothing, and it stays a hungry little thing that can’t do much. Feed it well and it gets sharper every single day.
It goes to work while you’re not watching
Here’s where the metaphor breaks in your favor. You never left your Tamagotchi alone and came back to find it had done your job. Miles does exactly that. While you’re on a job site, asleep, or actually taking a day off, it’s working the feed:
- A lead comes in at 11 p.m. and gets captured and answered, instead of sitting unread until it goes cold.
- A customer asks a question and gets a real answer.
- A meeting lands on your calendar, already booked.
- An overdue invoice gets a polite nudge you didn’t have to send.
You come back to a pet that did chores. Real ones, with your approval on anything that matters.
Soon it comes home with a quote from another agent
This is the part that would have melted your 90s brain, and it’s what we’re building next: a network where businesses connect through their agents. You need a price from a supplier who runs one too, so you tell yours, “ask their agent.” It handles the back-and-forth and comes home with the number while you were doing something else entirely.
Less digital pet. More digital teammate that networks on your behalf. That’s the direction Bizer is headed, and it starts with the agent you feed today.
A pet that pays rent
That’s the whole difference. A Tamagotchi was a cost. Your time and your attention, spent on something that gave nothing back. Miles is the opposite. The care you put in, the knowledge you feed it, comes back out as captured leads, booked meetings, answered customers, and money that would have quietly slipped away.
It’s the first pet that earns its keep. A pet that pays rent.
The catch is the same as it ever was: you have to feed it. A neglected Tamagotchi wilts, and a neglected agent just sits there. But feed this one, and it goes to work.
Adopt your agent. Start free at bizer.app, or Meet Miles first.